Andrew

“Love all, trust a few,
Do wrong to none: be able for thine enemy
Rather in power than use; and keep thy friend
Under thy own life's key: be check'd for silence,
But never tax'd for speech.”
― William Shakespeare, All's Well That Ends Well

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

“There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics.”
― Benjamin Disraeli