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“Heyyy,” I said with a wave. “What. Is. Up.”
“Hey, he says,” Gary snapped, flipping his mane prettily. “Can you believe this? You raise a child most of his life, watch him go through painful years of puberty to become a reasonably attractive man, only to find him negotiating kink contracts with a leather Dom and saying hey.” He sniffled. “I’ve never been more proud of anything in my life.”
Tiggy frowned. “Sam a pain slut?”
“I highly doubt that, kitten. You know how he gets when he stubs a toe. He doesn’t pop a boner, that’s for sure.”
“Do I even want to know what you’re doing?” the knight asked, cocking a devastatingly unfair eyebrow.”
― T.J. Klune, A Destiny of Dragons

“I’m glad you think that murder is bad because of how someone can use it against you,”
― T.J. Klune, A Destiny of Dragons

“Boys can wear makeup,” Tiggy said. “Not just for women. That a social construct.” I”
― T.J. Klune, A Destiny of Dragons

“The first time I met him, I accidentally turned his nose into a penis. I was young and thought about dick a lot.”
Ryan almost fell down. For no apparent reason. He wasn’t even walking.
I arched an eyebrow at him. “You okay?”
“I just…,” Ryan started. “I don’t….Sam.”
“That pretty much sums up how we all feel about Sam,” Gary said. “Fond with strong overtures of horror.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart