Timothy Kilpatrick

“I suppose you haven't breakfasted?” “I have not yet breakfasted.” “Won't you have an egg or something? Or a sausage or something? Or something?” “No, thank you.” She spoke as if she belonged to an anti-sausage society or a league for the suppression of eggs. There was a bit of a silence.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“He moves from point to point with as little uproar as a jelly fish.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“Cultivating and exercising wisdom is harder than consulting a rule book.”
― Karen Swallow Prior, On Reading Well: Finding the Good Life Through Great Books

“people worried about all sorts of things-strikes, wars, suffragettes, the diminishing birth rate, the growing materialism of the age, a score of similar subjects. Worrying, indeed, seemed to be the twentieth-century specialty. Lord Emsworth never worried. Nature had equipped him with a mind so admirably constructed for withstanding the disagreeableness of life that if an unpleasant thought entered it, it passed out again a moment later.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Classic Collection of P. G. Wodehouse. (100 Books). Novels. Stories. Illustrated: Jeeves and Wooster, Ukridge, Psmith, Blandings Castle and others