Brianna

“He finishes the last of his Muscle Milk, and Juice says, “You know that’s not really milk.” “I know,” Jim says. “It says right here, This Product Contains No Milk.” “Then why do you drink it?” “Because I don’t want it to be milk,” Jim says. “That makes no sense,” Juice says.”
― Alison Espach, The Wedding People

“You see, you two, for someone like me who’s never had anything, Tomorrow is the slot on the table where we place all bets. That’s why you’ll hardly ever see me strolling down memory lane with my head in my ass like some dope! Even though I’m here telling you this stuff right now, I’m just making an exception.”
― Eskor David Johnson, Pay As You Go

“Oh gosh. The world had become my oyster but I’d lost my appetite. Now that’s sad.”
― Eskor David Johnson, Pay As You Go