“Sit down before you hurt your owies.”
“I am a Dark One!” he said, managing to stand upright at last, ignoring the pain and tearing feeling on his left side. “We do not have owies! We have grievous, nearly fatal injuries!”
“Pia,” Cora said(...). “Would you please get Alec a chair before he does more damage to, or topples over from, his grievous, nearly fatal injuries?”
― Much Ado About Vampires
“I am a Dark One!” he said, managing to stand upright at last, ignoring the pain and tearing feeling on his left side. “We do not have owies! We have grievous, nearly fatal injuries!”
“Pia,” Cora said(...). “Would you please get Alec a chair before he does more damage to, or topples over from, his grievous, nearly fatal injuries?”
― Much Ado About Vampires
“Io. My name is Io." She pronounced the name "eye-oh" as if there perfectly ordinary. Which was ridiculous, because no one he knew bore a name with only vowels.”
― A Tale of Two Vampires
― A Tale of Two Vampires
“Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?”
― A Girl's Guide to Vampires
― A Girl's Guide to Vampires
“Oh, lovely. Magical zombies have stolen my valknut.”
― In the Company of Vampires
― In the Company of Vampires
“We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians.”
― Undead and Unwed
politicians.”
― Undead and Unwed
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