“Do blood clots get stuck in your teeth? What if someone's anemic; are you hungry again an hour later? Has anyone ever bitten you? If you run out of blood, do you shrivel up like a really old orange?”
― A Girl's Guide to Vampires
― A Girl's Guide to Vampires
“We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians.”
― Undead and Unwed
politicians.”
― Undead and Unwed
“I didn't say he wasn't a good employer, just that he's not going to be awarded a Sane Person of the Year award.”
― A Tale of Two Vampires
― A Tale of Two Vampires
“I'm talkin' about you. Stop pretending you're normal. You're insane. Make that work for you.”
― Agnes and the Hitman
― Agnes and the Hitman
“Io. My name is Io." She pronounced the name "eye-oh" as if there perfectly ordinary. Which was ridiculous, because no one he knew bore a name with only vowels.”
― A Tale of Two Vampires
― A Tale of Two Vampires
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