Yash Dave

“One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.”
― Oscar Wilde

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.”
― Lily Tomlin

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
― Steven Wright