Dasha

“What I am
is tired of jam.”
― Russell Hoban

“The world is so strange that maybe it’s perfectly logical.”
― Beth Lisick

“Humanity lives in its fiction.”
― Blaise Cendrars

“Okay, okay. So. First things first. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Second thing: I should probably say “thank you” for saving my life. Say it and then follow it up with something funny like… okay. Spinach joke. Spinach joke. Shit. Um… Oh, I know! What do anal sex and spinach have in common? If you’re forced to have either as a child, you won’t want it as an adult. Holy fucking Christ. What the fuck is wrong with me? There is no way I can make a spinach/molesting joke! I am a monster. Think of something else. Think of anything else!”
― T.J. Klune, Tell Me It's Real