Dasha

“What I am
is tired of jam.”
― Russell Hoban

“Hey, I’m cute, too,” Dex protested as they followed Ash and Cael to the bullpen. “Why don’t I get a free drink?”
Ash flipped him off, calling out over his shoulder,“You’re not cute, Daley.”
“Screw you. I’m fucking adorable!”
Sloane leaned into Dex, whispering. “I think you’re cute.”
Dex smiled at him and batted his lashes. “Do I get a free drink?”
“No.”
“Damn.” Dex craned his neck and waved his arms. “Hey, Rosa! I have to ask you something.” He ran off and Sloane chuckled, hearing Dex calling out after her. “Where are you going? I want to ask you if you think I’m cute. You do, right? Rosa?”
― Charlie Cochet, Blood & Thunder

“The world is so strange that maybe it’s perfectly logical.”
― Beth Lisick

“Okay, okay. So. First things first. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Second thing: I should probably say “thank you” for saving my life. Say it and then follow it up with something funny like… okay. Spinach joke. Spinach joke. Shit. Um… Oh, I know! What do anal sex and spinach have in common? If you’re forced to have either as a child, you won’t want it as an adult. Holy fucking Christ. What the fuck is wrong with me? There is no way I can make a spinach/molesting joke! I am a monster. Think of something else. Think of anything else!”
― T.J. Klune, Tell Me It's Real