Tabatha

“I wouldn’t make out with Darren,” Vince said. “I’m in a one hundred percent committed relationship with Paul.”
“Aw,” Paul said. “That’s so—wait a minute. That’s the only reason?”
“Well, yeah, I guess,” Vince said. “I mean, he’s attractive, right?”
“You’ll get there in a second,” Paul said.
“Get where? It’s not as if I’m going to do—oh. Wait. He’s my brother.”
“There it is,” Corey said.”
― T.J. Klune, The Queen & the Homo Jock King

“Nobody’s ever got the nerve to be cheeky to a prince, except you. The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“Alex makes a mental note to figure out which shadowy gay noble taught Henry all this and send the man a fruit basket.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue

“Hi,” he says, when he reaches Henry’s eye level. “Hello,” Henry says back. “I’m gonna take your pants off now,” Alex tells him. “Yes, good, carry on.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue