Julia

“I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.”
― Dave Barry

“I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.”
― Meg Cabot, Princess in Love

“And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.”
― Lauren Child, Utterly Me, Clarice Bean

“Um...is that thing tame?" Frank said.
The horse whinnied angrily.
"I don't think so," Percy guessed. "He just said, 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man'.”
― Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune