Matthew Shoe

“Most friendship is feigning, most loving mere folly.”
― William Shakespeare, As You Like It

“I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a horrible death', and thon, which means 'for a stupid T-shirt.' Look it up.”
― Celia Rivenbark, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning

“Complaining about a problem without posing a solution is called whining.”
― Teddy Roosevelt

“What ho!" I said.
"What ho!" said Motty.
"What ho! What ho!"
"What ho! What ho! What ho!"
After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.”
― Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves