Janet

“She became aware years later that he had that rarest of gifts: engagement. Whatever he became interested in absorbed him totally during the time of his commitment to it. It was that strangeness that made him close to children. He could talk to them with ease and share the wonder of their understanding.”
― Brian Catling, The Cloven

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”
― Sean Gibson

“Sevro sniffs my neck and makes a noise of distaste. “By Jove. You wretch. Did you dip yourself in piss before the occasion?” “It’s cologne,” I say. “Mustang bought it for me last Solstice.” He’s quiet for a moment. “Is it made out of piss?”
― Pierce Brown, Iron Gold

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx