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“You should always pay full price for a haircut, but if you have the chance to buy discount therapy you should grab it, because the markup on that shit is insane.”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

“It takes a long time for white guys to appreciate that they are breakable. They do not live from birth with the daily fear that they might be attacked or detained or killed. Their bodies are not constant targets of power. Their bodies are power, so they throw those bodies up and down mountains and stairs and out of airplanes and into pointless online yelling matches for fun. They just presume they will survive.”
― John Hodgman, Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms

“After all, there's no mansplaining like white mansplaining 'cause white mansplaining don't stop.”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

“The Sky Lounge is not aspirational. It is desperational.”
― John Hodgman, Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms