Kayla

“Even as a grown-up, I love pretending to be a grown-up.”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

“You should always pay full price for a haircut, but if you have the chance to buy discount therapy you should grab it, because the markup on that shit is insane.”
― John Hodgman, Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches

“The Sky Lounge is not aspirational. It is desperational.”
― John Hodgman, Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms

“Whatever you may have thought about Hillary Clinton, my daughter watched as a highly experienced and qualified woman lost a job to a neophyte dilettante cartoon character of a white man who openly bragged of molesting women. My daughter isn’t dumb. She got the message.”
― John Hodgman, Medallion Status: True Stories from Secret Rooms