Kamas Kirian

“...chemists did it in their tubes and doctors did it with patience, but only a techie would do it in geometric progression.”
― Greg Bear

“Nevertheless, the radio continued to blare forth statistics demonstrating how under the visionary leadership of the gifted agronomist Krushchev, Soviet agriculture was overcoming the errors of Stalin and producing ever-larger quantities of meat, milk, butter, bread and other foodstuffs.
If we have so much bread, why am I standing in line at four A.M., hoping I can buy some before it runs out? And Milk! There has been no milk in all Rubtsovsk for five days and no meat for two weeks. Well, as they say, if you want milk, just take your pail to the radio. But why does the radio keep announcing something which anybody with eyes knows is not true?”
― John Daniel Barron, MIG Pilot: The Final Escape of Lt. Belenko

“...that sounds like a real live issue to the people who don't think and have nothing to think with, which means a large majority of the voters.”
― H. Beam Piper, Fuzzy Sapiens

“I thought you were a folk singer.'

'No, I just need a haircut. In point of fact, I can't tell one note from another.'

'That needn't prevent you from being a folk singer.”
― Charlotte MacLeod, Trouble in the Brasses