Paula

“You are a bit of a control freak.”
“Besides that, I don’t think I could, even if I wanted to—which I don’t.” I take her hand and place it over the bulge in my dirty, black jeans. Giving her my most sincere puppy dog eyes, I explain, “You broke him. He doesn’t get up for anyone else but you anymore.”
― Autumn Jones Lake, Kickstart My Heart

“I’m visualizing a clear picture of what I want,” Wiggles moaned. “I’m feeeeeeling what it would be like to fuck your mom, Griff.”
“Daaamnnn, someone’s mouth is writin’ checks his ass can’t cash.” I whistled. Wiggles must really hate our nightly visualization ritual to go there.”
― Autumn Jones Lake, Renegade Path

“Jake and Sully
My mother turns to Jake. “What about you? Keeping out of trouble?”
“I haven’t knocked up anyone if that’s what you’re asking,” he mumbles, shoveling a fork full of mashed potatoes into his mouth.
My mother leans over and whaps him with a dishtowel. “That’s not funny.”
― Autumn Jones Lake, Warnings & Wildfires

“She handed me her backpack and I slung it over my shoulder, marveling that she managed to lug it around all day. “You smuggling a body in this thing? It must weigh as much as you,” I teased.”
― Autumn Jones Lake, Renegade Path