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“I like the fact that you’re serving our country.  That’s part of the reason I’m reaching out to you.  But the real reason I’m writing is that I’m ninety-nine-point nine percent sure you won’t respond, so this is a safe letter to write.  I can feel good that I’ve finally put myself out there, without enduring the humiliation of a first date, which I’ll fail at because I’ll never in a million years figure out how to reach this level of pretty again.  But in all seriousness, I wanted”
― Caitlyn O'Leary, Her Devoted HERO