“I know compulsive napping sounds like a contradiction in terms but it is not. I also call them panic naps. A panic nap usually comes on with an exacerbated declaration of: “Fuck, I gotta … goddamnit … I can’t think about … shit, I’m tired.”
― Attempting Normal
― Attempting Normal
“When you give your life to something, your life goes with it.”
― The Best of the Destroyer: Chinese Puzzle, Slave Safari, Assassin's Playoff
― The Best of the Destroyer: Chinese Puzzle, Slave Safari, Assassin's Playoff
“I feel like if I had a button in front of me to bring the old world back, I wouldn’t press it.”
― Outland
― Outland
“I did not scream, not yet. I had a series of odd thoughts as adrenaline blasted through my body. “Do I want to die to this song? It’s a good song but do I want to die to it? What song would be a good song to die to? I should make a death playlist for my iPod for when I have time to decide before I die what song I want to hear. I’m an older guy. I could be on a treadmill and feel a pain shooting down my arm. Better pick a tune, fast.”
― Attempting Normal
― Attempting Normal
“Some people don’t even realize they’re bitter. If you don’t know whether you are or not, here’s a quick quiz you can give yourself. If you ever wake up in the morning and the first thing you say is “Oh, fuck, not again,” you might be a little bitter. If you find yourself in conversation with someone you know and that person brings up someone you both know and before he says another word you mutter, “That guy’s a fucking asshole,” you might be a little bitter. If you find yourself dismissing universally acclaimed landmark achievements, saying, for example, “The Godfather is an okay movie,” you might be bitter.”
― Attempting Normal
― Attempting Normal
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