Allison Harper

“It's his mother's birthday? But he didn't tell me. I don't have a card. I don't have a gift. How could he do this to me?

Men are crap.”
― Sophie Kinsella, I've Got Your Number

“Every time I mention her, Magnus says, "Are you two getting along?" in raised, hopeful tones, like we're endangered pandas who need to make a baby.”
― Sophie Kinsella, I've Got Your Number

“It's the twenty-first century." I told Tank. "Women drive."
"Only in my bed," Tank said. "Never in my car.”
― Janet Evanovich, To the Nines

“I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers were playing and priorities were priorities.”
― Janet Evanovich, Three to Get Deadly