Jeff

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”
― Mark Twain

“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.”
― Groucho Marx

“My experience of life is that it is not divided up into genres; it’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky.”
― Alan Moore

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain