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“The lord works in mysterious ways.
Indeed.
And a shorter way to say that is:
God is a sneak”
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Indeed.
And a shorter way to say that is:
God is a sneak”
―
“I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company, and a competitor (probably someone from Nike) attacked you, so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them.
”
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
― The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.
“There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.”
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“Life will not break your heart. It will crush it.”
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“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”
― This Book Has No Title
― This Book Has No Title
Tobyn’s 2024 Year in Books
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187 books
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24 friends
13 books
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47 friends
0 books
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9 friends
744 books
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45 friends
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