Mary

“I live with two extroverts, which is helpful in that they keep me from becoming a complete hermit but also terrible because they have no concept of the utter emotional and physical exhaustion that comes from living in a world that is too peoply.”
― Jenny Lawson, Broken

“If I had a nickel for every time I hypocritically felt better about myself for not being one of those other hypocritical people who self-righteously brag about being better than other people who aren’t as enlightened as they are, I’d probably have enough money to actually fix some of the things that none of us are really doing anything meaningful about.”
― Jenny Lawson, Broken

“Then count me in,” Wash said to Mal. “Whatever Zoë wants, I want.” “My man.” Zoë slipped an arm around her husband’s waist and kissed him. “That’s why I love you.” “It’s also why you haven’t killed me all this time we’ve been married.” “Smart of you to realize.”
― James Lovegrove, Life Signs

“Esk, in fact, moved through the fair more like an arsonist moves through a hayfield or a neutron bounces through a reactor, poets notwithstanding,”
― Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites