Mary

“If I had a nickel for every time I hypocritically felt better about myself for not being one of those other hypocritical people who self-righteously brag about being better than other people who aren’t as enlightened as they are, I’d probably have enough money to actually fix some of the things that none of us are really doing anything meaningful about.”
― Jenny Lawson, Broken

“In some ways it’s a relief to feel the pain of coming rains. It assures me that the storms in my head are real too. And that they will, as well, pass in time. I wonder if there’s a weather pattern for depression. A barometric pressure for anxiety. A bad wind for sleeplessness and fear. I wonder why I’m so much rain in bones and fog in thought.”
― Jenny Lawson, Broken

“Then count me in,” Wash said to Mal. “Whatever Zoë wants, I want.” “My man.” Zoë slipped an arm around her husband’s waist and kissed him. “That’s why I love you.” “It’s also why you haven’t killed me all this time we’ve been married.” “Smart of you to realize.”
― James Lovegrove, Life Signs

“Ah,” he said. “That’ll be the little bit of crime that we’ll have to embark on.” “Crime,” Stephanie said with a smile. “Finally.”
― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant