Michael

“The Androms proved to be too much of a pushover. The battle with them was too short, and too unfulfilling. A hard-won victory is the most satisfying kind. So the ASI is seeking an eternal war between it—a computer-based superintelligence—and a bio-based one.  An epic struggle between a computer god, and the god-like species that humanity can become. Such a war will engage both. Give both purpose. Such a war will make existence interesting and challenging. And will prove to be critical for the well-being and continued growth of both.”
― Douglas E. Richards, Seeker

“I mean, your species is responsible for Windows Vista.”
― Craig Alanson, Columbus Day

“He wrapped duct tape and plastic wrap around his bald head so girls couldn't read his mind, so he said. He raised chickens to torture and slaughter because his daddy said every good boy had a little sociopath in him. Smarts talked with a lisp and walked with a limp, though Ezekiel told me had it on good authority Smarts was faking both. For what reason, though, Ezekiel couldn't say.”
― Autumn Christian, The Crooked God Machine

“Why does this matter to you?” “Because I want to know you,” I said. “You’ve never known anyone in your life.” “I want to try,” I said.”
― Autumn Christian, The Crooked God Machine