Sam (Hissing Potatoes)

“There’s no such a thing as karma. Or if it does exist, it sure doesn’t give a shit about people like me. Some of us were born to be used and discarded. We can’t afford to simply go along with the flow of life, because nothing in this world has been created, built, or set up in our favor. If we want something, we have to push back against everything around us and take it by force.”
― Xiran Jay Zhao, Iron Widow

“What if I want him to throw me up against the wall and press against me with his whole body, as if he needed me to breathe?”
― Gail Carriger, How to Marry a Werewolf

“Sorry we're late. There was a bit of a traffic snarl on the way into the airport. You know how it is when you have to be somewhere in a hurry."

"Yes, I leave early.”
― Mira Grant, How Green This Land, How Blue This Sea

“Self-deprecation has splash damage.”
― Natalie Zina Walschots, Hench