Heather Wassing

“We would ask that you please follow a few simple rules during your stay in Hell: 1. Please be kind. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Failure to do this will bring unhappiness and misery to you and your fellow citizens. 2. Do not get discouraged. Remember nothing lasts forever. Someday this will be a distant memory. 3. Please leave towels on the floor if you wish them to be cleaned. Hang up those you wish to use again.”
― Steven L. Peck, A Short Stay in Hell

“Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters.”
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Slaughterhouse-Five

“Another time Billy heard Rosewater say to a psychiatrist, “I think you guys are going to have to come up with a lot of wonderful new lies, or people just aren’t going to want to go on living.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

“For Donald Trump, the fact that the entire city was on the verge of bankruptcy was good news indeed, because prices could not go much lower.”
― Craig Unger, House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia