CJ Parker

“God helps them that help themselves.”
― Benjamin Franklin

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
― Mark Twain

“If you gave [Jerry] Falwell an enema he could be buried in a matchbox.”
― Christopher Hitchens