Lauren

“Oh my God...I'm a megahoe.”
― Lynda LeeAnne, Adam, Enough Said

“How many women do you think a man could possibly screw in his lifetime?” The vendor handed me my change. “I don’t know,” I said. “I’ve stopped counting.” “Stopped counting, eh? What did you do, get to ten and decide that was enough before settling down?” He pointed to the gold band on my left hand. “No. I settled down first, then I started fucking.”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Reasonable Doubt: Volume 2

“Do you...” I shook my head. “Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?” “Yes...”
― Whitney Gracia Williams, Reasonable Doubt: Volume 2

“You asked me in Paris how many women I'd loved. I said one. I should have said two." He cupped her cheek, his thumb rubbing over her bottom lip. "As a child I loved my mother, and as a man I love you.”
― Kitty French, Knight & Stay