Janet

“Whenever anyone argues with you about something, just tell them it is foretold—usually works.”
― Craig Johnson, Hell and Back

“famous quote from the Lakota chief Red Cloud states that men do that which is difficult while women do that which is impossible.”
― Craig Johnson, Next to Last Stand

“Cheyenne. “I pulled you over ’cause you’ve got a couple ’a taillights out back here.” He said the old chief ’s eyes twinkled, and he patted Lucian’s arm that rested on the car. “Oh, that’s okay. I thought you were pulling me over ’cause I didn’t have no license.” Lucian said he nearly bit his lip to bleeding trying to not laugh until Mrs. Red Shield slapped her husband across the chest and said, “Don’t pay no attention to him, Sheriff. He don’t know what he’s sayin’ when he’s been drinkin’.”
― Craig Johnson, The Cold Dish

“When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground.”
― Craig Johnson, Next to Last Stand