Michael Mills

“Ukippers have spent decades convinced that the anger and dissatisfaction they felt, with which their lives were infused, was caused by one thing. And now the thing has gone. What if they feel the same? A crushing realisation for them, but also for the rest of us. Their misdirected zeal could easily have tipped the balance in the referendum. So excuse the compl(rem)aining,”
― David Mitchell, Dishonesty is the Second-Best Policy: And Other Rules to Live By

“In alcohol's defence, I've done some idiotic shit sober.”
― Mark Millar, King of Spies

“Forgetting is one of the most beneficial processes we possess.”
― Nick Payne, Elegy

“If space is the x, y and z planes, time exists at a right angle to all three – moving in a direction we can't see.”
― John Barber, The Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Volume 2