Parmy Violet

“You have entered a town where there are only two barbers. They are on opposite sides of the street. The barber on the right has a bald patch on his head. The barber on the left has shiny and well-done hair without a single bald patch. Which barber do you choose?”
― Brett Williams, Riddles for Kids: 150 Riddles and Brain Teasers That Will Leave Kids and Their Families Stumped

“I used to hope that he’d decide to change his mind—that he could accept me, because I was his son. And then I’d laugh at myself. Like, how fucking arrogant is that? Expecting my dad to love me more than he loves God.”
― Kacen Callender, Felix Ever After

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
― Dr. Seuss