Murat

“If a hiker gets lost in the mountains, people will coordinate a search. If a train crashes, people will line up to give blood. If an earthquake levels a city, people all over the world will send emergency supplies. This is so fundamentally human that it's found in every culture without exception. Yes, there are assholes who just don't care, but they're massively outnumbered by the people who do.”
― Andy Weir, The Martian

“Please don't touch the cucumber sandwiches. They are ordered especially for Aunt Augusta.
JACK: Well, you have been eating them all the time.
ALGERNON: That is quite a different matter. She is my aunt.”
― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

“It’s a truism that every new technological advancement in human history has been applied first to advance the interests of the horny. The printing press? Some Bibles, mostly porn. Antibiotics? Perfect for treating STIs.”
― Edward Ashton, Mickey7

“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.”
― Oscar Wilde