Cami

“I did not make a pie,” Alec repeated, gesturing expressively with one hand, “for three reasons. One, because I do not have any pie ingredients. Two, because I don’t actually
know how to make a pie.”
He paused, clearly waiting.
Removing his sword and leaning it against the cave wall, Jace said warily, “And three?”
“Because I am not your bitch,” Alec said, clearly pleased with himself.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Heavenly Fire

“Hold up, buddy. A contract? Is this conversation about to get Fifty Shades of Grey?”
― L.A. Casey, Alec

“I'm finding myself highly attracted to you right now. Would you like to come home with me since you're already dressed for bed?”
― L.A. Casey, Alec

“Sometimes you just jump and hope it's not a cliff.”
― Casey McQuiston, Red, White & Royal Blue