Michael Mclaughlin

“You should try not to talk so much, friend. You'll sound far less stupid that way.

- Breeze”
― Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn: The Final Empire

“And the moral of this story, according to Johnnie Larch, was this: don’t piss off people who work in airports. “Are you sure it’s not something like ‘The kind of behavior that works in a specialized environment, such as prison, can fail to work and in fact become harmful when used outside such an environment’?” said Shadow, when Johnnie Larch told him the story. “No, listen to me, I’m telling you, man,” said Johnnie Larch, “don’t piss off those bitches in airports.”
― Neil Gaiman, American Gods

“When a man solved his problems by punching them, books were often a foreign thing.”
― Brian McClellan, Promise of Blood

“I hope a shark tries to suck your cock!”
― Scott Lynch, Red Seas Under Red Skies