Piyush Bhatia

“Konrath corn dog muffins:

1. Preheat oven to 400.

2. Mix 2 boxes of Jiffy corn muffin mix with 1 cup ranch dressing.

3. Cut up 4 hot dogs into bite-size pieces. Eat the other 6 hot dogs in the pack cold.

4. Mix most of the hot dogs into the mix; pour into 12-14 muffin cups 2/3 full; top with the rest of the hot dogs.

5. Bake 13-15 minutes. Order a pizza while you are waiting.

6. Drench in ketchup and eat all of them at once while you get blackout drunk on store-brand vodka in a plastic five-gallon bottle shame spiral over your poor life choices. Then eat the pizza.”
― Jon Konrath, Decision Paralysis

“In the quiet between heartbeats, the shadows remember what the light has forgotten. They do not forgive. They wait.”
― Jack D. Ace, Embalmed Shadows

“Do not let what anyone says about you determine how you feel about yourself”
― Taylor Jenkins Reid, Carrie Soto Is Back

“Love is not weakness. It's the bravest act of our lives.”
― Georgia Scott, American Girl: Memories That Made Me