Piyush Bhatia

“Konrath corn dog muffins:

1. Preheat oven to 400.

2. Mix 2 boxes of Jiffy corn muffin mix with 1 cup ranch dressing.

3. Cut up 4 hot dogs into bite-size pieces. Eat the other 6 hot dogs in the pack cold.

4. Mix most of the hot dogs into the mix; pour into 12-14 muffin cups 2/3 full; top with the rest of the hot dogs.

5. Bake 13-15 minutes. Order a pizza while you are waiting.

6. Drench in ketchup and eat all of them at once while you get blackout drunk on store-brand vodka in a plastic five-gallon bottle shame spiral over your poor life choices. Then eat the pizza.”
― Jon Konrath, Decision Paralysis

“Sometimes life calls for a pillow fort.”
― Libby Page, This Book Made Me Think of You

“Later, I'll replay this conversation and be somewhat unsure of what exactly transpired. Is it my forgiveness or his own we've just been negotiating? But at this moment, I felt vaguely satisfied that a rapprochement of sorts has been reached, and a long-raging battle has been ended. I don't like him any more than I did before, but maybe I hate him a little less, and I guess that's something.”
― Jonathan Tropper, The Book of Joe

“The Creator Speaks with Dreams & Reality.”
― Matthew Edward Hall