Rachel

“He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.”
― Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

“Yes, she doesn't really look like either of us, does she? Perhaps she's a girl who's fallen madly in love with me and persists in following me wherever I go."
"My talent is shape-shifting, Will, not acting," said Tessa, and at that Jem laughed out loud.”
― Cassandra Clare, Clockwork Prince

“At that point Ms Fox came in and said, "Hello, carry on as if I am not here."
Then she lay down on the floor.”
― Louise Rennison, Withering Tights

“Vaisey said, "Is it because your parents don't understand you?"
Charlie said, "No, it's because our parents understand us very well, and that is why they wanted us to go away.”
― Louise Rennison, Withering Tights