Stephanie

“- oh just forget this fucking page. It's shit.”
― Rik Mayall, Bigger than Hitler, Better than Christ

“I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.”
― Bill Bryson, A Walk in the Woods: Rediscovering America on the Appalachian Trail

“First, they came for the bigots, and I said nothing, because I didn’t believe I was a bigot, then…it was really nice, it turned out it was the bigots who’d been the main issue. We just all went out and had a lovely picnic together.”
― Robin Ince

“See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.”
― Terry Pratchett, Going Postal