Danya

“I want to grow a flower for every time someone tells me “F*** you.” Then I’ll go back to that person and pin the flower on their lapel in a gesture of friendship. And while they are looking down on it in astonishment, I’ll bunch up my knuckles and punch them in the face.”
― Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

“But if you are single the last thing you want is your best friend forming a functional relationship with somebody else.”
― Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones’s Diary

“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.”
― George Washington

“I told you: you can make yourself love anybody.”
― Truman Capote, Breakfast at Tiffany’s and Three Stories