Megan

“You’d think that out of courtesy to others he’d keep out of public view when he was wearing them. What if a very, very old person—even older than him—came along unexpectedly? And what if they weren’t in peak medical condition? The sight of Mr. Next Door in his shorts could bring on a dangerous spasm.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“It’s taken most of the day to achieve my natural makeup look. I wanted the just-tumbled-out-of-bed look, so I only used undercover concealer, foundation, hint of bronzer, eye pencil, eight layers of mascara, lip liner, lippy and lipgloss, and I left it at that.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“It involves the two “osities.” They are “maturiosity” and “glaciosity.”
― Louise Rennison, On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Vati was actually doing a push-up when I came in. I hope he is insured.”
― Louise Rennison, Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants