Harsh Bhatnagar

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”
― Craig Ferguson

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”
― Bill Hicks

“Start reading. Your two cents will be worth much more.”
― Harsh Bhatnagar