Julia

“A fluffy poached egg is a good breakfast, and a good breakfast is better than a bad one, like a good book is better than having your toe chopped off.”
― Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents Reports 1-6

“Of all the tales in all the kingdoms in all the Woods, you had to walk into mine.”
― -Tedros (SGE: The Last Ever After

“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies. This morning she counted them and came up short."
"How many are missing?" I asked.
"Last night she had twenty," Harvey said, shutting the station door, "and today she found zero. So at least eighteen are missing."
"At least." I agreed.”
― Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents

“I was in my favorite seat in the library, but it wasn’t helping me like the book any better. It was a book people kept putting in my hands and telling me I was going to love, the way the doctor tells you the needle won’t hurt a bit. The book began the way it always began before I gave up on it: with a man carrying around a drawing or a snake that had just eaten, and asking people what they thought of it. I thought it was no way to start up a conversation.”
― Lemony Snicket, File Under: 13 Suspicious Incidents