Patryk Nejmanowski

“I have dozens of loyal fans! Baker's dozens! …they come in thirteens.”
― Felicia Day

“I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a place where things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their p's and q's. My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. When things get strange, when what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights, when no one else can help you, give me a call. I'm in the book.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

“And seriously, anybody working in a job that doesn’t let you take a nap when you need to should get a new job.”
― Becky Chambers, A Closed and Common Orbit

“The five stages of bureaucratic grieving are: denial, anger, committee meetings, scapegoating, and cover-up.”
― Charles Stross, The Rhesus Chart