Bri

“Lou, honey, I'll buy you a new pair of shoes if you'll stop flashing your panties at everyone sitting across the room from us. You are wearing panties, right?"
I glance up and across at Stefan. His words register a moment later and my head swivels toward the other side of the room. There are a number of people staring at me. One of them is Detective Terry Shay. Or I think it is. He's not looking directly at me. He's looking up my skirt”
― Ronda Thompson, Confessions of a Werewolf Supermodel

“Hell couldn't be all bad if it had jewelry.”
― P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake

“I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

“Don't fuck with an English major. They keep lots of useless crap trapped in their heads. Once in a while they let some of it out and it bites you square on the ass.”
― P.C. Cast, Divine By Mistake