David

“Bankers make money, too, but I’m not running up into Chase and throwing milk shakes at the homie selling subprime mortgages.”
― Eddie Huang, Fresh Off the Boat

“No, Lewis. Unlike you, I’ve lived a very sheltered life. I have tried to get invited along to one of these porno-parties, but everybody seems to think I’m above such things.”
― Colin Dexter, Morse's Greatest Mystery and Other Stories

“Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.”
― Joss Whedon

“Is everybody supposed to run current account surpluses? If so, with whom—Martians? And if everybody does indeed try to run a savings surplus, what else can be the outcome but a permanent global depression?”
― Mark Blyth, Austerity: The History of a Dangerous Idea