I try to avoid asking humans if there’s anything wrong with them. (Mostly because I don’t care.)
“He had foam on his lip, from a long hard pull on a long-neck bottle.”
― The Midnight Line
― The Midnight Line
“She wasn’t a natural at it, and her brain tended to bounce around giving relevant information at the wrong time or changing topic because she’d thought of something else.”
― No Gods, Only Monsters: A New Novel in the Hellequin Chronicles Universe
― No Gods, Only Monsters: A New Novel in the Hellequin Chronicles Universe
“When all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail.”
― Moonlight Druid
― Moonlight Druid
“Jed Starmer finally admitted that he’d been right the first time. Riding a bike was a total pain in the ass. It was a pain in the ass. The calves. The thighs. The back. The shoulders. The neck. In pretty much every part of his body. Jed had never been so uncomfortable in his entire life. All he could think was, People do this for fun? What the hell is wrong with them?”
― No Plan B
― No Plan B
“He has been here forever and knows that he knows everything. To start with, I thought I couldn't manage without him and made the mistake of saying it once. Now he argues with me about everything new I want to try. Drives me nuts.”
― Crop Circles, Cows, and Crazy Aliens
― Crop Circles, Cows, and Crazy Aliens
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