“I mean, really. I can’t be held accountable for everything I’ve ever said to a stripper.”
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
― The Eye of the Bedlam Bride
“Cats don't drink cocktails,' I said.
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
'Cats don't shoot lasers from their eyes, either, but here we are, Carl. Mama needs a night off.”
― Carl's Doomsday Scenario
“Mana Toast. This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“The last time the walls shook like this was when your mom came over for a visit.”
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
― Dungeon Crawler Carl
“There is no shame in wanting to be alone yet also wanting the comfort and the strength of your brethren.”
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
― The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
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