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“Do your thing and don't care if they like it.”
― Bossypants
― Bossypants
“If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.”
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“Dancing is creating a sculpture that is visible only for a moment.”
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“You done with work?
Yep, at home waiting for you.
Now that's a nice visual...
Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me woman...zucchini?
Cranberry orange. Mmmm...
No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
Ha! When you coming?
Can't. Drive. Straight.
Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?
Sorry, I'll be there in 30
Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.
Pardon me?
Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.
Be there in 25.”
― Wallbanger
Yep, at home waiting for you.
Now that's a nice visual...
Prepare yourself, I'm taking bread out of the oven.
Don't tease me woman...zucchini?
Cranberry orange. Mmmm...
No woman has ever done breakfast bread foreplay the way you do.
Ha! When you coming?
Can't. Drive. Straight.
Can we have one conversation when you're not twelve?
Sorry, I'll be there in 30
Perfect, that will give me time to frost my buns.
Pardon me?
Oh, didn't I tell you? I also made cinnamon rolls.
Be there in 25.”
― Wallbanger
Noah Casner’s 2025 Year in Books
Take a look at Noah Casner’s Year in Books, including some fun facts about their reading.
307 books
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412 friends
193 books
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163 friends
1,835 books
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185 friends
2,381 books
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238 friends
150 books
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58 friends
502 books
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84 friends
193 books
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310 friends
184 books
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75 friends
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