Abby

“Just outside the main door of the hotel, a man with an Irish accent asks to borrow my phone. ‘I was DJing up in the mountains and now I have to call me mother.’ It’s not the most convincing story I’ve heard. ‘I’m really sorry, I can’t give you my phone,’ I reply. ‘I’m going in this door now, sorry.’ He tells me to piss off (which is surely what I’m already doing?) and to go and have sex with myself (on my list).”
― Rob Temple, Born to be Mild

“I need a hug. Even dumpster goblins need love.”
― Brynne Weaver, Scythe & Sparrow

“My feckin’ catastrophe,” he says as his thumb coasts across my cheek. “You fucking destroyed me. And now I can’t imagine being anything but the man that I am with you.”
― Brynne Weaver, Leather & Lark

“To be honest, I was relieved it wasn’t the raccoon again. Do you know how hard it is to get a codeine-addicted raccoon out of a ventilation system? Fucking hard.”
― Brynne Weaver, Scythe & Sparrow