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“Whoopsy daisy, old trouser, my bean’s all runny.”
― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

“It was said that everything in Ankh-Morpork was for sale except for the beer and the women, both of which one merely hired.”
― Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

“THAT’S MORTALS FOR YOU, Death continued. THEY’VE ONLY GOT A FEW YEARS IN THIS WORLD AND THEY SPEND THEM ALL IN MAKING THINGS COMPLICATED FOR THEMSELVES. FASCINATING. HAVE A GHERKIN.”
― Terry Pratchett, Mort

“Uncertainty is always uncertain, but the difficulty with people who rely on systems is that they begin to believe that nearly everything is in some way a system and therefore, sooner or later, they become bureaucrats.”
― Terry Pratchett, Raising Steam