Jack Evoniuk

“But really, this is no great sorrow, particularly, you’ll agree, when wine’s imported duty-free.”
― Alexander Pushkin, Eugene Onegin

“The fact that 'goto' can do anything is exactly why we don't use it.”
― Bjarne Stroustrup

“What heart, what soul, what bollocks could long endure this plight, having no one to shag in the middle of the night?”
― Aristophanes, Lysistrata

“In China, music’s an affair of state. And that’s how it ought to be. Can it really be allowable for anyone who feels like it to hypnotize another person, or many other persons, and then do what he likes with them?”
― Leo Tolstoy, The Kreutzer Sonata