Jack Evoniuk

“What heart, what soul, what bollocks could long endure this plight, having no one to shag in the middle of the night?”
― Aristophanes, Lysistrata

“In Georgia to suspect was to believe, and the only hand you could really trust was that of your enemy because you knew it held a dagger.”
― Harrison E. Salisbury

“The fact that 'goto' can do anything is exactly why we don't use it.”
― Bjarne Stroustrup

“Software and cathedrals are much the same - first we build them, then we pray.”
― IEEE Computer Society