Matt Masino

“Ultimately, with- out the membership team's systematic experimentation, Carnegie Museums would not have been able to build upon critical learnings over the years. Now, with a solid foundation and new technology in place, Carnegie Museums is ready to take on its next adventure... summer 2020.”
― Rosie Siemer, Museum Membership Innovation

“Innovation, by definition, has no precedent.”
― Rosie Siemer, Museum Membership Innovation

“Stop it, Simone. You know there's nothing more erotic to me than well-maintained local infrastructure.”
― Rory Mullarkey, Mates in Chelsea

“The floating water vases of Zenn-La are always empty.

The methanic sulfite that causes the water to levitate is poisonous to all known species of flowers.

The mystery is then not why they are empty, but why anyone would make such a vase.”
― Tom King, The Vision, Vol. 1: Little Worse Than a Man