Jackson Theofore Keys

“I could safely say I would rather be sunburnt at the lake, covered in skeeter bites, trying to kill a water moccasin with a flip-flop, than be in the trunk of a kidnapper’s car.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon and Mack's Terrifying Tree Troubles

“Someone who comes to me cautiously, knowing that falling in love is easy and staying in love is hard, that passion dies and most relationships are doomed before they start.”
― Keith Hartman, The Gumshoe, the Witch, and the Virtual Corpse

“Some assholes just fail upward”
― Eric Ugland, Of Slicing Men

“No, she is a spiritual goddess as opposed to a physical one,” the abada agreed. “She dwells in one’s heart and makes one strong—strong enough to bear burdens or remove obstacles—but she does not herself remove those burdens or lift those obstacles from one’s path.”
― Sharon Shinn, Wrapt in Crystal