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“Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.
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― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m dyeing my hair tonight.”
― This Book is Not for Sale
― This Book is Not for Sale
“He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.”
― In the Hand of the Goddess
― In the Hand of the Goddess
“It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.”
― City of Fallen Angels
― City of Fallen Angels
“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
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